Sunday, November 22, 2009
God, and Dragons, and Bugs, Oh My!
Zane, on dragons:
"Mom, can a dragon kill God?"
"Nope. IF indeed dragons existed, they were created by God, and God holds ultimate power over them."
"So, then, the dragon can not hurt God?"
"No, Zane. God could take a dragon out with a mere word. God would smite him - no doubt."
"Wow. Now that's a fight I'd like to see."
Zane, on bugs:
Upon entering his room the other day, George found that Zane had lined up every plastic and rubber bug that he could find and was busily arranging them into a semi-circle facing one bug which remained in the center.
"What'cha making there, buddy?"
"This is a communion service."
"Oh. Why is that one bug in the center?"
"He is their god. See, to bugs, God is a bug. Just like to us, God became a man."